rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

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person:but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me:well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
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a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

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zachsgay:

l
is that a lowercase L or an uppercase i youll never know

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blowjobliam:

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED S0O HARD

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nomorebeardstagram:

I Want | Harry Styles 2011-2014

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secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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smashingxirwin:

in the future, i hope luke has a daughter and she’ll run up in a darth vader helmet and she’ll breathe heavily and say “luke, i am your daughter.” then run away giggling

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