happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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kingorb:

Anal eyes analyze anal lies

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Anonymous said: any tips on self confidence for girls?

princess-pantsu:

Get up. Favourite lingerie. Favourite outfit. As much or as little make up as you like. Look in the mirror. Hair flip. I am a hot bitch. I deserve exactly what I want. I will never settle for less. Repeat until you feel it to your core. Make plans for world domination. Go out. Kill it.  

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resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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talking about blowjobs with my friends
friend number 1:did you drink it or spit it
friend number 2:spit it
me:you drink it you drink it you drink it
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snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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rocker310:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

You may proceed

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dutchster:

i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment

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whatscraicen:

its been too long since the last time u saw this 

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5 Seconds of Summer perform on the Today Show - July 22nd, 2014 

5 Seconds of Summer perform on the Today Show - July 22nd, 2014 

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calmthehood:

I don’t know whether to be more embarrassed that I picked up on the reference and made a video or the fact that Luke was the one to say it in the first place.

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